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What do you call a permanent marker the color of kidney stones?

A sharp pee.

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1. How did the jungle monk unlock his treehouse temple?

Used his monk-key.

2. When you think about it, Lance Armstrong

Was a drug pedaller

3. This kid was born without eyelids…

The doctor said, “I also do circumcision. I think I can use the foreskin to make eyelids!” The surgery is a success. They bring the baby in and the dad holds him up to take a look. He says, “It looks good, just a little cockeyed”

4. A man was talking with his friend, a mathmetician, who he hadn’t seen in a while. The man asked his friend, “why is your skin so much darker than the last time I saw you?” The mathematician responded,

sqrt(-1) sin/cos

5. Son asked if Mt. Rushmore is the biggest mountain in the world…

I said, no, but it thinks that because ‘of all the mountains in the world: it has the biggest heads.’

6. Problems with mice in your home? Spray the area with WD40 oil.

It won't get rid of them, but it'll stop them squealing.

7. Why do container ships move so slowly?

Because they carry S-cargo. S for ship.

8. I used to know a blind circumciser.

He got the sack.

9. My local apothecary has two brothers that are farmers.

One brother is farmer A, another is farmer B and she is pharmacy.

10. What happened to the battle rapper who traveled the Oregon trail?

He died of dissentary.

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